As my nose is large enough to detect a newcomer to the modelling world, how about Kimberley Garner’s bid to become America’s golden girl?
The Made in Chelsea star, twenty-five, is launching a swimwear range and modelling it herself in the Californian desert.
She also met up with her friend Kelly Brook, thirty-five, who is enjoying life across the pond in US sitcom One Big Happy.
The gorgeous pair posed together in matching floral headbands for a snap posted to Instagram to boost their league of fans. Not bad to ‘Garner’ publicity for a good cause.
Sexy swimwear is now the gateway to enthral and seduce healthy young men and rekindle the happy memories of older men.
Sex has become a commodity without which the meaning of life simply ceases to exist.
As old age dawns on us, we are left to contemplate in dreamlike fashion what was once a gift from the heavens that still remains with us but now as a solace for our lost libido.