As the soccer season is hotting up and nearing its conclusion, I would like to inform readers of my blog that next season might see a new trend of having female referees clad in next to nothing to officiate games – and a new generation of fans will fill stadiums to capacity, notably for the wrong reasons. Come forward, Claudia Romani, who will have no problem taking names of misbehaving footballers who will no doubt clamour to date her while being chastised for foul play.
The Italian model, thirty-two, is qualified to take charge of games in the Italian top two leagues, Serie A and B.
Born in L’aquila, Italy, the buxom model appeared on covers such as GQ and Maxim, and in 2006 was voted one of the hundred sexiest women in the world by FHM Denmark.
Since 2010, she is based in Miami, Florida. She posts daily Instagram snaps for her sixty thousand followers in skimpy pieces of kit, which would cause the most disciplined players to stray offside. Claudia, who has yet to make her debut in a professional game, says: ‘Running around on the pitch with all those players and calling the shots is just an irresistible opportunity.’
Looking at what she might wear is enough to change football into the sporting equivalent of the film Fifty Shades of Grey.
How wonderful this innovation would be to bring joy to those who badly need a boost to their fading libido.