Celebrities can sometimes be intolerably stupid.
Take for instance the case of Katherine Jenkins, who suddenly announced on twitter that she is not having an affair with David Beckham.
The purpose of her statement, she claims, is to squash malicious rumours on the internet that her lawyers consider could be actionable.
What a preposterous load of twaddle.
I can only conclude that she is either suffering from withdrawal symptoms because of a failed relationship and is now craving publicity, or she has temporarily lost her marbles.
Does she really believe that the public cares one hoot who she is not sleeping with?
By such a denial she has exposed herself to ridicule and given David Beckham a crossword puzzle to tinker with.
Grow up, Katherine, and concentrate on your singing which you excel at – and leave sexual innuendos alone.